Blog Award, who me?

November 7, 2009 by Jen512

The fabulous and funny Leese gave me my very first blog award a few weeks ago.

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As the hicks at my old high school used to say, “I was shocked as sh!t.”  I was especially shocked because I almost missed it, this girl blogs so much I can barely keep up!  I wish I had that kind of writing stamina.

I felt it was only right to pass this onto my other good blog friends.  It was so hard to decide though!  So since this is the “Good Friends” blog award, I picked out a few people whom I’ve really gotten to know over the months and have always been good friends to me.

Birdpress

Amanda Blog and Kiss

Kilax

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I really feel like I could give this award to everyone on my blog roll, and I’m just starting to get to know more of them.  Like I said, it was so hard to choose just a couple, but these women have been around for a long time.  To everyone to reads and comments on my blog, you are all good friends.  Thank you so much, Love you all!!

She’s a cutie…

November 3, 2009 by Jen512

Yep yep!

Okay, so like I said it’s still early but the doctor says he’s 80% certain it’s a girl.

Wow.  I don’t even know how to process it at this point.  It’s almost the same feeling as finding out I was pregnant, overwhelming happiness mixed with uncertainty.  Even though I had a feeling it was girl, I’m still surprised…it all needs to process and sink in.

Perhaps it’s the 80% thing.  I’m glad he didn’t jump the gun and decide right there, because that would be irresponsible on his part.  Sonograms can be iffy, especially when the baby is still this small.  But as happy as I am with his honesty, I would have LOVED a 100% answer.  Who doesn’t love 100%?  I was so distracted by the flood of emotions and information that I forgot to ask for a sonogram picture while he was doing it.  D’oh!  Sorry folks, no picture as promised.  I’m the worst with these picture things…my mom is going to kill me.  She’s cute though, you’ll have to take my word for it for now!  Oh!  Also, first time for regular ‘jelly-on-the-belly’ sonogram.  No more wand up the peeshe!  So many things to be happy about today…

It’s still good news though, I was hoping for a girl.  Even though hubby was hoping for a boy he was jumping up and down by the time we were leaving (no small feat for a man with a bad knee).  He has two girls from his previous marriage, and he loves them more than anything.

Everything is looking normal, my lab tests came back just fine, which is very happy news for sure!  The size of the head is good, organs are in the right place.  We could see the heart, stomach and bladder of the baby.  He showed me my bladder vs. the baby’s bladder which made me laugh.  Bladder humor is always a hit with the pregnant crowd.  He counted the fingers, five on each, and I saw the baby give us a thumbs up.

Right back atcha babe.

Rescheduled again!

October 27, 2009 by Jen512

After having a really weird dream about having to postpone seeing the doctor, they called today to postpone!  See, I was scheduled for Oct 29th which turns out is also Turkey’s independence day, which they forgot about, but then remembered they would be closed.  Argh!  I don’t really need to see the doctor, I’m fine, but I’m just getting so antsy because it’s been so long, I want to see my freaking sonogram!  The last time I saw Gummy Bear it didn’t even have fingers yet, now it’s got everything, and I’m dying to see.

The only upside is the longer we wait, the more likely they will be able to determine the sex.

Now I’m scheduled for Monday and it can’t come soon enough.

PS, the heart burn started tonight.  Laaame.

Update to the Update

October 23, 2009 by Jen512

So no doctor visit today, rescheduled til next week.

One because the lab results wouldn’t be back until Monday, and two because we lost our freaking debit card!  I got the bank to send one to my mom’s address and then she “overnighted” it with FedEx.  I say “overnight” because even though they call it that AND charge you $108 to send it, it still takes 5 freaking days to get here.  Overnight my ass.

Lame.  Oh well, I guess it could be worse.

I do have a funny story from the lab though!

Okay, so we opted to go to a nice private lab instead of the public hospital–where you have to wait all day and they’re kinda dirty.  Like any other business, it was located on one of the first few floors of an apartment building.  It was spacious and clean, it reminded me a lot of my doctor’s office.  I love how cordial people are here.  Whenever you go to any kind of business or shop, you always get invited to sit in the manager’s office to chat and have some tea.  First I got my blood taken, not as bad as I thought–I was thinking they were going to take a bunch of test tubes-full like they do in the United States, but she only took 6 cc’s, enough to fill a medium syringe.  Okay, I’m thinking hard part’s over, all I have to do now is pee in a cup.  Before I do that, we sat in the head lab guy’s office and drank a cup a tea while he and hubby chatted about things.  When I was done with the tea, I picked up the plastic cup they gave me earlier (complete with red plastic cap) and I walked out to the hall and motioned to the nurse that I was ready.  She points me to the bathroom.  I walked in.  Oh no!

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Oh yes.  Turkish toilet, also known as an alaturka or squat toilet.  I’ve been avoiding these things since I got here, but today it’s now or never.  I stared it down for a few minutes thinking, “Okay, I can do this…I’ve got to do this…” with my second thought being, “I don’t want to accidentally pee on my pants!”  I decided to take my pants off.  Luckily I was wearing loose capris so I managed to get them off without taking my shoes off.  There was no place to hang them so I gingerly put the on the floor in front to me (at least it was clean).  I squat, do my thing, fill the cup.  Just when I’m thinking I’ve successfully pulled this off…I tried to flush.  I turned the knob next to me thinking that the water was just going to come out from under the lip of the toilet…instead, it started gushing out of a metal hose that I had failed to notice before.  I grabbed my pants off the floor just in time to save them!  I stood up, put my pants back on, and then flushed the toilet the correct way–aim hose, THEN turn on water.

I put the cup on the shelf in the bathroom, washed my hands and then got out of there as fast as possible as if I was leaving the scene of a crime.

Hubby was laughing his ass off at me the whole way home.

Baby Update

October 21, 2009 by Jen512

I feel slightly guilty that haven’t been doing regular updates on the pregnancy news.  Well, it’s mostly been uneventful.  I think about it all the time, don’t get me wrong, I just don’t find a whole lot to write about these days. Here’s a few fun facts-  Nearing the end of my our 4 month.  Slowly starting to adjust the idea of being a plural, rather than a singular.  It feels like it’s gone by too fast and too slow all at the same time.  Today is the start of my 17th week.  I am definitely starting to show, which is probably the happiest development for me.  It really cements the, “this is really happening” thought in my brain.  Based upon my careful math, I am due March 30th.  I need to confer with the doctor to confirm this, but based on things he’s already said I think he will agree.

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The fourth month has been by-far the most comfortable.  I have very few symptoms now, which I really should be counting my blessings for.  “Blessed” symptoms I’m not experiencing (yet):

- Teeth and gums are fine, no bleeding or swelling.

- No lower back ache to speak of.  Shoulder aches, but I’ve had those for years.

- No constipation (hooray!)

- No excessive gas. (also hooray)

- No heartburn.

- No water retention, hand or feet swelling.

- No bizarre food cravings, although some of my facebook friends have argued with me on this point, I still maintain that I have eaten grilled cheese sandwiches with jelly on top since I was kid.  They are delicious, so don’t look at me like that.

- No headaches.

- No leg cramps.

- No skin problems.

Of course the way the universe works, now that I have gleefully declared all the annoying symptoms that I am NOT having, I will have them all in spades by tomorrow.

Now for a few symptoms I AM having…

Baby movement.  They’re really hard to recognize at first, but I’m pretty positive I’m feeling movement.  For now I can only feel it when I’m laying down.  It feels like a top is rotating inside of me, a bumpy top.  I thought I felt a really distinct kick a few weeks ago, it literally felt like there was a finger poking me from the inside.  It has not happened again though, but I know this is just a taste of what’s to come.  This part is also really exciting.

Morning sickness has mostly dropped off completely.  I no longer throw up morning, noon and night.  I still have random episodes which are usually brought on by cleaning.   I’m not sure if it’s from moving around a lot or a mental thing or what, but if my dealing with something gross like the trash or dirty dishes, I’ll starting thinking about how gross it is, gag, then it’s curtains for me.  I should just ask hubby to do it like I used to but I’m usually too independent for that, and I think I can handle it.  I am wrong, I cannot handle it.

I’m shedding a lot of hair.  I clog the drain every time I shower, I fill up my hair brush, I pull at least five strands out every time I run my fingers through my hair.  The books and online articles I have read all say the opposite thing should be happening.  Because of ever increasing hormone levels, the shedding cycle of your hair is supposed to slow down.  You’re supposed to have crazy thick hair while you’re pregnant, and then once you have the baby your hormones plummet and you lose a lot of your hair postpartum.  So why did my hair miss this memo?  I talked to my bff Hilary last night and she sad this happened to her too, so I felt a little better about it.  I’m still going to bring it up with my doctor when I see him on Friday.  I really hope I don’t lose a bunch during pregnancy and then lose the remaining strands that managed to hang on after the baby comes.  I will need to purchase many hats.

My appetite has gone through the roof, I eat about once every hour.  Things I can’t get enough of include:  apples (I buy a kilo every other day), cornflakes and milk, tuna fish sandwiches, and chicken noodle soup (which I have mastered at making from scratch).

I am going to the lab on Thursday to get blood and urine taken, then we’re going to the doctor on Friday.  I haven’t been to the doctor in almost two months (mostly because we took a vacation last month, then the doctor has had a lot of births this month).  I am really excited to see this ultrasound, and I will scan and post it!  I have misplaced the first one he gave me, put it somewhere “safe” but now I can’t find it.  It is still on the early side, but it’s possible we might find out the sex as well.  Usually that’s at 20 weeks, but I am in the range of possiblity, so we’ll see…

Oh!  I’ve also been getting some baby presents.  I have two blankets so far from new friends we’ve made over here.  Also, my wonderful grandmother who makes quilts for any family special occasion (wedding, graduation, and most important…babies!) has made a quilt for little Gummy Bear and sent me a picture of it.

Awesome!

Awesome!

More updates coming soon, thanks for following our progress!

Cleanin’ out my closet AKA random stuff from my blog folder

October 16, 2009 by Jen512

I have a blog folder on my computer, I’m sure I’m not the only one.  It’s just a growing image folder that contains random pictures that I’ve grabbed off the internet, thinking “hey I can write a blog about that!” but then it gets filed away and forgotten.  Well no more!  Time to clean out my blog folder.

As I was going through them, some clear category emerged.  Number 1:

  • Crazy foreigners on scooters…

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This topic fascinates me because I see this all the time in Turkey.  Set belt?  Nah.  Helmet?  Nah.  Weight restriction?  Nah.  Child seat?  Nah.  Legal?  Yep!

For me this was part of the culture shock from styrofoam-encased, over-protected America.

Category 2:

  • Pictures of Austin:
Congress Avenue Bridge

Congress Avenue Bridge

ACL Festival

ACL Festival

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Sigh.

Sigh.

Can you tell I’m homesick?  It’s a beautiful city, go if you ever get the chance.

Category 3:

  • LOLcats (and one dog)

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I sent this one to my best friend as soon as I found it.  She has this cat.

I sent this one to my best friend as soon as I found it. She has this cat.

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Category 4:

  • Pictures of my cats

Pearl

Pearl

Ecko.  Silly kitty jumped off the roof to the top of the patio umbrella, but then was stuck.

Ecko. Silly kitty jumped off the roof to the top of the patio umbrella, but then was stuck.

Leele

Leele

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I miss them, but they’re livin’ fat and happy at my mom’s so it’s okay.

Category 5:

  • Just plain random…

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"Huh??"

"Huh??"

Welp, that’s it for now.  Thanks for helping me clean out my closet, now go have a kickass Friday!


The classiest wedding portrait, ever

October 12, 2009 by Jen512

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I died laughing when I saw this picture.  Mostly because I know this girl, she’s my friend Heather from college.  These are the professional photos from her wedding over the weekend.  I love how classic and beautiful she looks juxtaposed with his crazy humping face.

All of the pictures where really stunning, as soon as I find out who the photographer was, I’ll post their name.

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Cute puppy FTW!

They look positively cut out of a magazine in this one.  I love the detail of her hands and flowers.

This next is an amazing one of her and her mom.

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Again, I love the detail in the flowers and the hands, and of course the expressions.

I know it’s sorta weird to post pictures of someone else’s wedding, but I just thought the pictures were so phenomenal.  Besides she’s a great girl who totally deserved to have such a picture perfect wedding.

Cooking with Jen

October 10, 2009 by Jen512

I’m not the most domestic wife and soon-to-be mom.  I don’t win any awards for housekeeping or laundry (I’ll wash the clothes, but folding and putting away…not so much), and pretty soon I’m going to start teaching private English lessons from home so we can afford a housekeeper once a week.  Granted, I do love the satisfaction I get after cleaning the house myself…AFTER being the operative word.  But with my lack of energy lately and the hub’s constant work schedule, the house is quite a mess.

The one domestic chore that I love?  Cooking!  Mmm, mmm, fooood…

I find nothing more gratifying lately than experimenting with my limited resources and cooking utensils and whipping up something delicious.  Experimenting is key here because it’s like a whole new ball game over here.  I’m not a gourmet chef by any stretch of the imagination, I barely know how to make rice.  I’m also used to the easy, pre-packaged, frozen, canned type of meal starting.  You can’t really find anything in a can here besides tuna.  And frozen veggies?  Fat chance.  I also have very few cooking utensils–I have two smallish pots, two skillets (although I mainly just stick to the large one) a small bamboo cutting board, one chopping knife, a cheese grater, a couple of wooden spoons and small wooden spatula.  That’s it.

This month we’ve been short on money, so I’ve had to get really creative and make our food last, but I’ve been quite successful at it.  Here’s the ingredients I’ve had to work with

Chicken

Carrots

Potatoes

Rice

Pasta

Packets of powdered soup

Butter/Oil

Salt/Pepper

Milk

Cornmeal

Cheese

On Tuesday I made fried chicken and mashed potatoes.  Pretty easy for me, any self-respecting Southern girl knows how to make fried chicken.  I usually batter the chicken with a whipped egg before dipping it in the breading, but since I didn’t have any eggs, I used milk instead, then rolled it in the cornmeal mixed with salt and pepper.  Worked out just fine, and actually made the breading lighter, which I liked.  I’ve always prefered to pan-fry chicken as opposed to deep-frying it because that way I can see what’s going on (over-cooked/under-cooked fried chicken is the worst) so I fried it as usual using oil in the big skillet.  Mashed potatoes are extremely easy too, and I have to say as far as my favorite foods go, mashed potatoes are at the top of that list.  I simply chopped up potatoes, leaving the skins on, boiled them until they were falling apart, then added a little milk and A LOT of butter, salt and pepper, and mashed them up using the end of my wooden spatula.  I chopped up some raw carrots to have on the side and add a little bit of “healthy” to the meal.  It was supper yummy.  (Side note:  I love to dip my fried chicken in honey, weird, I know, but it’s delicious!  All out of honey though, so I had to substitute ketchup.  Hub’s european side comes out when ever he eats anything fried…you guessed it, mayo…yuck)

On Wednesday night, I made chicken and rice.  Here’s how I do it:  I get out my two pots and fill them both with water.  When they boil, I add all the chicken to one (the smaller one) and I pour the other one over the dry rice sitting in a bowl.  This softens up the rice, but doesn’t completely cook it.  While the rice is preparing and the chicken is cooking, I take two or three carrots and grate them completely, then set that aside.  When the chicken is cooked through, I take them out and use two forks to shred them on the cutting board.  I drain the rice (remember, it’s been softening up in a bowl with hot water) and then dump the rice into the larger pot.  I take the chicken broth I’ve just made in the smaller pot from boiling the chicken and pour that over the rice until it covers it by half an inch.  Then I turn on the burner to cook the rice.  While the rice is cooking, I put all of the chicken into a skillet with butter to brown it a little bit and add seasoning.  When it’s almost done, I add just a little bit of the grated carrots to carmelize the carrots and add some more color to the chicken.  When the rice is just about done, I turn the burner off, dump all of the chicken on top of the rice, add the rest of the grated carrots and then cover.  I put a few layers of paper towels between the lid and the pot to aid in steaming.  I let it sit for 20 minutes to finish with the steam.  After that, I just stir it to combine the rice, chicken and carrots and then eat.  It lasts for days and it’s delicious.

After we ate our way through the chicken and rice, I made chicken and pasta.  Now here’s my dilemma with pasta.  You can buy any kind of pasta imaginable, but you cannot buy sauce!  I guess Turkish women are just required to make it from scratch.  I’m not really a sauce maker, nor did I have any sauce making ingredients so I had to figure out how to make chicken and pasta interesting without sauce.  I don’t know the name of the pasta I had, but it was just like penne, only cut into much shorter, straighter pieces.  Whatever, pasta is pasta.  So to make it interesting, I decided to fry the chicken before combining it with the pasta.  Instead of battering and breading it like I usually do, I cut the chicken into really thin chunks for faster cooking and breaded it only.  It was really light, and I was hoping to give the chicken just a slight crisp.  It worked out really well.  While the pasta boiled, I quickly fried the chicken in the skillet.  When they were both done, I drained the pasta, put it back into the pot, added a few slices of butter and the chunks of chicken.  When I plated it, I added salt and pepper, then grated a bunch of mozzarella cheese over it.  For a recipe I came up with as I was going along, it was super easy to make and very tasty.

Tonight I discovered how to make really yummy, really easy chicken noodle soup.  We’ve had these powdered chicken noodle soup packets in our shelves for a while now, but to me they always looked sorta boring and bland.  They kinda remind me of ramen, with the powdered broth and dinky noodles (these are more like angel hair pasta, only slightly thicker and flatter).  But tonight, inspiration struck and I decided I could make this powdered soup rock.  I started by boiling one large chicken breast.  When it was cooked, I removed the chicken to cut it up.  I was about to drain the pot to put in water to make the soup when I stopped myself.  Why the hell should I throw away perfectly good chicken broth and rely on the soup’s powdered broth…(duh, Jen) double broth=double delicious!  So I put the pot back on the stove, added two packets of the dry soup mix (to make it extra thick and noodley) chopped up the chicken breast and a few carrots, added them to the soup and let it boil for about 15 minutes.  It turned out super thick, and indeed, double delicious.  This one I am definitely making again very soon.

Cooking and eating are awesome…cleaning up the mess I make afterwards…not so awesome, but it has to be done.  Now off to finally do the dishes and think of new and exciting ways to combine chicken with carbs.  I hope I’ve made you hungry!

Look at this little cutie!

October 7, 2009 by Jen512

Niece #3 made her debut into the world yesterday, say hello to Margot Robin!

She's already got a little smile :D

She's already got a little smile :D

Born 10/6/09 weighing 7 lbs, 7 oz

I can’t believe my twin step brothers both have little girls now, it’s awesome!  I wish I could be there to see her little face in person, but I will someday soon.

I haven’t heard how the birth went yet (still curious about the hypnobirth thing…) but with results like this, it’s all worth it.  Seeing her perfect little face makes me exited for my little gummy bear even more…the next six months can’t go by fast enough!  I will be updating on how I’m coming along soon (with pictures of the bump and everything) but for now I just want to bask in the beautiful glow that is Margot.

Demotivated, the hilarious way…

October 3, 2009 by Jen512

In the spirit of my previous post (and yes, I have been feeling better) I wanted to show you some of my favorite Demotivational Posters.

Hilarious…

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Now pick yourself up off the floor and get some work done!