Archive for the ‘VMA’ Category

Kanye Sucks Harder

September 15, 2009

If you thought what Kanye said onstage at the VMAs made him look bad, just wait ’til you hear what he said backstage as they were throwing him out!  I found this hilarious video this morning.

“Y’all find Britney!  Get Britney!!”

LOL!  I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.  You win King Douche, Kanye.  You win.

**Edit- Well…darn.  As Birdpress so rightly points out below, this video is not from the 2009 VMAs, and is actually copyrighted from 2007.  But is is clearly from some other MTV event/award show, and he’s showing off his odvious talent at douchery.  Douchery is not some god-given talent, people.  You have to practice at it, study it.  Kanye has been working long and hard at perfecting his “art”.


Suck it Kanye!

September 14, 2009

Wow, you are truly and asshole Kanye West.  A-S-S-H-O-L-E.

I woke up this morning, got onto facebook as it is my addiction, and immediately started noticing all the negative feedback about Kanye on people’s status updates.  I didn’t know what the hell had happened because I live in a foreign country, don’t have a TV and am pretty out of the entertainment loop.  Well a few clicks on youtube solved my curiosity.

**Edit note- I had a video posted here, and then another one, but Viacom (and/or Kanye’s reps) has been removing every video soon after it is posted.  If you haven’t seen the incident in question, please google or youtube search it.  You almost have to see it to believe it.**

That was some bullshit!  Poor Taylor Swift, did you see how hurt she looked?  First of all, she looked genuinely shocked that she won, I mean, she was up against some really strong videos.  She gets up on stage and is being really sweet and gracious, really genuinely humble about winning her very first VMA, and Kanye thinks he has the right to yank the mic away from her and shit all over her moment?  Fuck you Kanye.  That was wrong, really wrong.  Even Beyonce looked embarrassed.  Do you think he would have tried that shit if Pink or Lady Gaga was standing up there?  No, they would have put their stiletto heel right though his ass.  It pisses me off that he thinks just because she’s a white (yes, I’m going to play the race card here, I think he was being racist), naive, high school-aged country singer, that she didn’t deserve that award.  I’ll say it again, pure bullshit.  This isn’t even the first time he’s pulled this kind of crap!  Do you remember the American Music Awards a few years back?  The dumbass bumrushed the stage when he didn’t win best new artist, but this was so much worse.  Beyonce has a room full of VMA awards, she doesn’t need your lame ass sticking up for her.  Besides she walked away with three Moonmen that night for the same video!  Let Taylor Swift have her damn award!

Do I think she had the best video out of all of them?  Not really, but that’s how the fans voted, and she absolutely deserved to have her moment on that stage.  Even if he apologizes publicly, that moment can never be given back to her, and I really feel sorry for her.  Thankfully, the ever classy Beyonce did the best she could by inviting Swift onstage during her own acceptance speech for winning Video of the Year (for the same video Kanye was bitching about, VIDEO OF THE YEAR! So what if she didn’t win best female video, they both came out winners) so that Taylor could deliver her acceptance speech uninterrupted. GO BEYONCE!

Kanye, you could learn a lot about class and respect from artists like Beyonce and Taylor.  I think the two women handled it beautifully, while your drunk ass and bad haircut got thrown out of the auditorium by MTV producers.