The Pencil Test

Do you have one of those friends on myspace that is obviously whoring themselves out?  You know you do.  Today on those sometimes annoying little status and mood updates I saw a new picture that a “friend” had posted looking all come-hither with a giant red “censored” bar over her boobs.  Her status?  “COME OVER AND KEEP ME COMPANY” mood: bored.  It’s as straight forward as you can get begging for sex from anybody and everybody.  The weird thing is in that tiny thumbnail form it looked like she had a tiny red keyboard on her breasts.  I’ll show you what I mean:  cropped
I had to click on it because I could not figure out what the hell was going on.  I have not talked to this chick in a long while, and the last time I talked to her she had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend because he caught her trying to hit up one of her exes online, and he caught her by installing that software that tracks your keystrokes.  F-ed up huh?  Well when I looked at her profile it turns out that they’re back together and engaged! Yet the pictures and the status would clearly make you think otherwise.  What the hell?  And why are the sluttiest people always the ugliest?  Don’t ask me how I know, but her ass wouldn’t even pass the pencil test.

I’ve also caught a few exfriends posting live sex show and prostitution ads on craigslist.  You think you know a person and then…well actually each time it wasn’t that surprising, and this latest chick’s behavior isn’t either.

Does this ever happen to anyone else?

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One Response to “The Pencil Test”

  1. thegirlfromtheghetto Says:

    I may have a friend who after 33 years of friendship is starting to do crazy sex stuff, so wacky i’m afraid to post it here. My mouth is dropped open and it actually scares me. So, sadly, I can say a big fat YES. What is going on with people?

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